The Moon has launched a huge lump of compressed Moon garbage into the planet Earth in the name of 'research'. The object about the size of an average bus, but not the same shape and no wheels or windows or anything, crashed into the Earth just outside Houston Texas, not far from NASA’s Johnson Space Center. Although amazingly no-one was injured, the resulting crater and dust cloud has brought major chaos to the SE USA. Soon after the impact Earth scientists (generic and mixed) SMS’d the Moon with the message, “WTF?”. The Moon failed to respond, but few minutes later posted on it’s Twitter feed: ‘Whoa, I just crashed a big chunk of shit into the Earth, as an experiment or something..’ Scientists responded by DMing the Moon via Twitter asking what was the big idea. The Moon tweeted that “Oh I’m sorry, I thought it was okay to smash huge things into each other!’. The Moon later announced ‘I aimed at a crater devoid of intelligence called NASA - check out my Twitpic.. Awesome!’ Earth has not decided how to respond, but a NASA representative was overheard saying that they are going to shove an OIl Tanker up that ******* **** [text missing]
