ISREAL ASKS FOR A NEW PEOPLE TO KILL..

The Isreali Government has sent out invitations for a new people to imprison and then kill, torture and maim whenever it feels like it. A senior Isreali military spokesman admitted that; "..the Palestinians were almost used up and to be honest it's getting a bit boring killing them now, they haven't really got anything to fight back with fight back with now.. we've all had a go, even my granny.. We will probably just get rid of these last few, then give the place a lick of paint and get some new tenants in" said Beenabit Yahoo, adding; " I hope we can get some Africans, some of them are totally bonkers, plus I quite like the music..". A Hamas spokesman responded saying, "I haven't heard anything about this.. Anyway we have a contract with Isreal.. really, it's in this drawer right here.. look, Oh.. that's weird i'm sure it was there yesterday.. anyway I'm sure they wouldn't go back on their word.. would they?"