EX-BANKERS PENSION ODDLY MATCHES BANK LOSS

Figures released today show that the Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) has recorded the highest ever British banking group annual losses of £24bn. The huge shortfall was put down to "The extraordinary state of global finance..". By co-incidence it was discovered today that retired chairman of RBS, Sir Fred Goodwin, receives an annual pension of £24bn. Sir Fred was has made no official response to the discovery, but when door-stepped this morning by a journalist allegedly responded by saying; "So?!.." and then; "Er what money?.. Actually that's Bollocks.... Anyway who is Fred Goodwin? .. Look just fuck off right!". He then drove off in a solid diamond hover car that hasn't officially even been invented yet. A senior RBS spokesman who didn't wish to be named because it would make him look inept, slapped his head and said today "Hold on you mean..? Fuck me, of course that's where it went..! Dodgy sweaty bastard.."