CRICKETERS ARE TERRORIST OVERLORDS..

What appeared to be a brutal and unprovoked attack on Sri Lankan Cricketers turned out to be an incisive strike against world terrorism. Simultaneous surgical strikes against Cricketers across the globe have effectively ended the war on terror. Completely unexpectedly intelligence agencies had discovered that Cricketers were in fact a front for a powerful international terrorist organisation. Under the guise of playing their odd indecipherable sport, soldiers for the group, or 'players' as they are called, have for years been hell bent on upsetting the world order. It has been estimated that the worst wars and international bloody conflicts coincided with the official emergence of Cricket in the late 19th Century. It now appears that their first major success was WW1, followed closely by WW2, the Cold War and even lately the fall of Communism and Zimbabwe are all attributed to the evil influence of Cricket. Cricketers in the UK, Australia, South Asia, South Africa and the West indies have been rounded up and will now be placed in the recently cleared Camp X-Ray in Guantanamo. One guard said: "why do you think we had to suddenly get rid of all the prisoners? We knew there were maybe a thousand high level Cricketers en-route.." UK Premier Gordon Brown has tried to claim credit stating: "Yeah I knew that first.. plus I always hated Cricket..". New Zealand and Canadian Cricketers are apparently not involved, but genuinely believed they were part of a sporting heritage..