TESCO BIN IN?

Residents at the Red Lion Pub in Esher were as surprised as anyone to hear about Tesco's record breaking profits.. Barman Ted Rogers said: “Every night Tesco comes in, he sits there, at the end of the bar, and is always moaning about falling sales and what a hard year he is having and how everything is shit these days.. then we heard he made £3bn pound profit I was really surprised". Other regular Giles Farmer muttered "Cheeky fucker, he nurses a pint of mild all night - never knowingly bought a round.. never even put a pound in the christmas fund..". Tesco responded by saying ”Well it might seem a lot, but when you take off 0.3% tax we have to pay and some contributions to them political parties, it don’t go a long way in the end, these days and all what with the price of butter and all that we charge.. oh a pint of mild if you’re buying, Ta - Are those your smokes mind if I..?”