COMPANIES TO STOP MAKING STUFF WILL SAVE MONEY

In what has been described as a massive leap for modern business economics, a collective of some of the world’s largest manufacturers have taken the next step in cost cutting by allowing consumers to make ‘their own stuff’. A spokesman for the Corp Group said; “ By no longer making anything we can make huge cost cuttings in the workforce, machinery, delivery and we’re much greener as we aren’t using as much energy. Consumers now have more choice in that they can either come to the factory with the components and tools and make it themselves or just not have it.” Senior business representatives have hailed the changes as revolutionary. “It’s brilliant”, said one, “now we only have boardroom level executives and shareholders - we can take even more money”. When asked why consumers would bother using the companies if they didn’t offer anything, the spokesman relied “Shut up! What are you a communist or something..”