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WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH, CRY OR JUST INGEST FURNITURE.
TYPE IN WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, NOT THINKING OR RELEASE MIND-FARTS HERE ...


May 10th, 07:33
fruit? anyone?  
Sep 28th 2009, 16:30
I had a mind fart like that once but then the police came and I was sent away to talk to doctors.. it wasn't very funny - until I killed them all..  
Sep 28th 2009, 14:08
I watched a youtube video of a baby chimp picking his butt, smelling it, then falling over. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my whole life - Now thats a mind-fart that really stinks.  
Sep 28th 2009, 12:49
Attention all CFM users and friends - we are about to start commissioning comedy shows for CFM. Yes that means you can get paid for this shit! If you have some red hot audio comedy ideas - that can be anything from 5 mins to 5 hours we maybe be interested in developing it with you (as long as it can be made into shorter eps..). email admin@comedy.fm for more details and i'll post the commissioning details asap. Thanks.. that's it.. fuck off and stop staring..  
Sep 9th 2009, 14:11
iPhone app approved - go to itunes store to download, search comedyfm, get app it's free.. and while you're following orders go to the bank withdraw all your savings and and send them to me.. now go!  
Aug 18th 2009, 13:21
we are awaiting iPhone app and various other techno bits and bobs before we start in earnest in September ..honest  
Jul 9th 2009, 16:00
sorry for more delays in uploading new material, we are deep in admin stuff.. it's really dull, sorry.. again  
Jun 25th 2009, 11:24
who else is going to Edinburgh this year.. I need to know where am I staying?  
Jun 25th 2009, 11:24
some bits are white?  
Jun 25th 2009, 09:48
the site is all black.. hmm black.. nice  
May 18th 2009, 12:41
Hi - the site should be working now - pls let me know if anything isn't or could be less shit? Try and keep your suggestions relating to comedy.fm site and so within my sphere of influence.. Thanks..  
May 7th 2009, 15:12
Losers... only joking.. sheesh, it is supposed to be a CO-ME-DY site.. wvr  
May 7th 2009, 13:59
sorry for the problems with the site - we're just trying to fix the player and few other things.. should be ready by sooooon. thanks - CFM Admin  
Apr 21st 2009, 07:49
shut-up! I can't hear myself... that's better, now it's all me again.. ahhhhhhhh  
Apr 20th 2009, 09:24
welcome to the web, the inane maunderings of a billion empty heads.. present company excepted of course..  
Apr 17th 2009, 18:01
play nicely children - or i'll be forced to gouge out an eye ball with a cold, blunt spoon... again..  
Apr 17th 2009, 18:00
yeah well i'm going to get my brother and his mates and then you'll be sorry all of you..  
Apr 14th 2009, 14:48
what should the rest of us do then, while 'Ed' makes himself at home..?!  
Apr 14th 2009, 08:20
Ed, it's very early days as the site isn't officially live yet, so there will be lots of glitches, changes, holes and people not sure who are users or part of the construction team testing and so not necessarily responding.. but thanks for being here so promptly, make yourself at home and we'll get the place in order asap..  
Apr 8th 2009, 13:18
piss in the wardrobe like everyone else...  
Apr 3rd 2009, 09:29
sun is shining, people are smiling.. It makes me want to buy an assault weapon and go on the rampage.. again..  
Feb 19th 2009, 10:56
I want to see public stocks brought back for Bankers a couple of hours in the stocks selling tomatoes to chuck would raise a few quid towards the huge debt and make punters feel better..  
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